2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and say’s “you drive, I will fire the big gun”

I once had sex with a Princess.
Severely burnt my dick on the exhaust pipe.

How do you know if your balls work?
Give them two test tickles

What’s yellow and tastes Christmassy?
Santa’s Piss.

Why should you be quiet in the comedy actor graveyard?
Because Roy Kinnear and Frankie Howerd.

Why did the pubic hair on the toilet seat cry?
He was pissed off

Why did the condom fly across the room?
He was pissed off too

What’s white, sticky and shuffles across the floor doing the “Cha Cha Cha”?
Cum Dancing

BWB