Gonk
Part Nerd, Part Geek.

Gurning
Can’t help it, I have one of those faces.

Gangly
Always falling over my own bloomin feet.

Generous
Will always help if I can, you just need to ask me.

Gregarious
Like to put myself about.

Gimp
Only in Blogland though.

Gentlemanly
Won’t catch me wiping it on the curtains afterwards.

Git
Sometimes I am, suspect that applies to all of us from time to time though.

Gippo
I come from the bit of Kent where the knackers from “Snatch” reside, and can speak fluent Pikee.

Glad
That there are still some nice people out there.