New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)

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New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)

by badlywrittenboy @ Friday, 14. Jul, 2006 – 23:04:00

1st. published 19th Maytumber.
As they say 1st impressions count,

In order of their entries

1. ~~Bonnie~~ – The Spam Bag

2. Pete - Trampy Clown slacks

3. ~~George~~ – Sir Squashee Conk-a-Lot

4. ~~Shabazz~~ – Wee Jock McGonky

5. ~~Leia~~ – Old Bits Barbie

6. Imogen – Charlotte Lurch

7. Mikey – MopTop-Photo-Shop

8. ~~Dawn~~ – Misreable Dusktill

9. Glynn – Captain Icklewinkle

10. Richard – The Mincing Mountie

11. ~~Grace~~ – Daddies Dearest Muppet

12. ~~Lisa~~ – Wung Wong Number

13. ~~Sezsar~~ – The Cheese-Tsar

14. ~~Nikki~~ - Spackflaps

15. Ashleen - The Cock-Hopper

16. ~~Sam~~ - Whaddafu...

17. Suzi - Mutton dressed as spam

18. ~~Jonathan~~ - Dark Meat

19. Spiral - The Scanger

20. Jennie - Joey from the 80's BBC sitcom "Bread"'s baby

21. Mike - The Bike

22. Jayne - The Guntess
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- funny
- humour
- bb
- comedy
- bwb
- big brother

14 Comments on New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)

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- (Visitor)
- Friday, 19. May, 2006 @ 18:53:18
Hit the nail on it's head BWB! Think you've been a overly kind to the spam bag though. Have you noticed the green teeth protruding from it's spam head?
- - badlywrittenboy
  - Friday, 19. May, 2006 @ 20:39:37
  She has teeth on her head! imagine what other toothy suprises the ugly cock-hopper has in store.
  I think Trampy Clown Slacks is putting it on, he is perfectly normal, just a foolish boy caught in a lie, like a post modernist farce.
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- (Visitor)
- Friday, 19. May, 2006 @ 22:43:28
I would like to see charlie craplin being eaten alive by the green teeth sticking out of that lump of spam.
Maybe that's what is the 'surprise' for BB7?
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- (Visitor)
- Saturday, 20. May, 2006 @ 02:08:12
righty ho

cock hopper (sniggers )

old bits barbie (so cruel )
- - badlywrittenboy
  - Saturday, 20. May, 2006 @ 08:05:50
  It was going to be radiator-melted barbie, but used a bit of restraint. They really are a gang of planks this year. I know it takes a wee while for them to settle in, but I just wanna grab a machine gun and storm the place, we cannot allow these fools to languish in the human genepool any longer.
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- dennypoos
- Saturday, 20. May, 2006 @ 10:05:27
Spackflaps sounds interesting. As a non-biased bystander you must tell more.
- - badlywrittenboy
  - Saturday, 20. May, 2006 @ 16:54:09
  Spackflaps, a term prescribed to very thick, moderatly good looking girls, who having no other redeeming qualities rely on thick men with big wallets to fulfil their needs. Spackflaps.
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- (Visitor)
- Saturday, 20. May, 2006 @ 10:38:32
Yes Charlie Craplin/Trampy Clown Slacks reminds me of Gareth Gates who I believe now works as a 999 emergency call line operator in Dulwich.
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- eggbod
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- Monday, 29. May, 2006 @ 23:11:54
Lawks with all that shite, I'm searching the cupboard for my mate marmite. Darn it! Forgotten generic term, better call 999 and request emergency ejector pack
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- prydwen
- Monday, 29. May, 2006 @ 23:15:28
In order of their entries

1. Bonnie – Full Frontal Labotomy

2. Pete - Chinese takeaway

3. George – Royal Cuckholder

4. Shabazz – Mrs Doubtfire

5. Leia – Bride of Frankenstein

6. Imogen – Welsh Rarebit

7. Mikey – Check your tyres

8. Dawn – Mrs Meldrew

9. Glynn – Couldn't worry a sheep

10. Richard – Hitler Youth

11. Grace – Sloan Arranger

12. Lisa – Number 69

13. Sezsar – Male tart

14. Nikki - WTF

15. Ashleen - Pencil Brow

16. Sam - Scotch Broth
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- (Visitor)
- Tuesday, 30. May, 2006 @ 12:56:10
class,, sheer class.. made me laugh that did.

nice one

G
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- (Visitor)
- Friday, 30. Jun, 2006 @ 23:13:57
re-writeing old material

tut

tut

tut

the new house mates are a bresh of fresh air
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- dennypoos
- Saturday, 01. Jul, 2006 @ 09:45:25
I do believe you are becomming fixated.
A Mono-mania can be especially disruptive to a healthy sex life.
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- dennypoos
- Saturday, 15. Jul, 2006 @ 09:59:01
For fuck sake! LET IT GO!
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