That is how the Dallas remodeling business goes sometime. They offer not so super clothes for super prices. You just have to find an honest salesman. I provided you with a link and I strongly suggest that you follow the link if you don't want so spend a lot of cash. more…
Thanks BWB. Had an embarrasing escapade involving a couple of shop mannequins. Maybe spill the beans when I feel up to it... it's great to be back. more…
No fireballs this year I'm afraid to report. Although there was some major yelpage and bruising when the police motorbike display team collided with the police dog display team.
Nice to see you back in blogtown, what happened..... more…
Did the organisers arrange a spectacular mid-air collision this year? One piercing look from that Rasputin catweasel gizzard would surely bring a plane down into the crowd. more…
I had a ball (I think it may have been in the giant sausage in a bap that I ate). Am gonna miss Biggin on the bump, off to my portacabin perched on a mountain of concrete dust on Monday morning.
Am looking forward to my babboon ride later today though. more…
Lawks with all that shite, I'm searching the cupboard for my mate marmite. Darn it! Forgotten generic term, better call 999 and request emergency ejector pack more…
Spackflaps, a term prescribed to very thick, moderatly good looking girls, who having no other redeeming qualities rely on thick men with big wallets to fulfil their needs. Spackflaps. more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Time Paradox Alert!!! Clothes shop (staffed by ex-soap stars) from the past found on high street today!!! (pictorial evidence is included to support findings)" 109 days old
by Cristian [Visitor]
That is how the Dallas remodeling business goes sometime. They offer not so super clothes for super prices. You just have to find an honest salesman. I provided you with a link and I strongly suggest that you follow the link if you don't want so spend a lot of cash. more…
In response to: "Battered by Prince Vultan (true story)" 1037 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Happy New to you to Sir Ciaran.
Enjoyed your website too, Keep up the good work.
Gordons Alive! more…
In response to: "Battered by Prince Vultan (true story)" 1039 days old
by Lord Ciaran D'arcy [Visitor]
Blessed be Brian Blessed
Gordons alive
Dive my Hawkmen
Happy New Year
Lord Ciaran D'arcy
www.cultofpenn.co.uk more…
In response to: "Dear Bingo, where have you been?" 1112 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
If you help with the digging we can call it "Ourtube" more…
In response to: "Dear Bingo, where have you been?" 1112 days old
by dennypoos [Member]
re No.4, would you call it Metube? more…
In response to: "Dear Bingo, where have you been?" 1113 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
It might be the truest of the lot too, although number 2 is still a major ambition of mine more…
In response to: "Dear Bingo, where have you been?" 1113 days old
by [Visitor]
3 was my fav ;) more…
In response to: "Dear Bingo, where have you been?" 1113 days old
by eggbod [Member]
Having a long wank whilst sniffing Giles Brandreth's pringle sweater. more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1214 days old
by dennypoos [Member]
For fuck sake! LET IT GO! more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1228 days old
by dennypoos [Member]
I do believe you are becomming fixated.
A Mono-mania can be especially disruptive to a healthy sex life. more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1229 days old
by [Visitor]
re-writeing old material
tut
tut
tut
the new house mates are a bresh of fresh air
more…
In response to: "The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006" 1239 days old
by bagdiddy [Member]
Thanks BWB. Had an embarrasing escapade involving a couple of shop mannequins. Maybe spill the beans when I feel up to it... it's great to be back. more…
In response to: "The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006" 1242 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
No fireballs this year I'm afraid to report. Although there was some major yelpage and bruising when the police motorbike display team collided with the police dog display team.
Nice to see you back in blogtown, what happened..... more…
In response to: "The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006" 1243 days old
by bagdiddy [Member]
Did the organisers arrange a spectacular mid-air collision this year? One piercing look from that Rasputin catweasel gizzard would surely bring a plane down into the crowd. more…
In response to: "The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006" 1250 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
I had a ball (I think it may have been in the giant sausage in a bap that I ate). Am gonna miss Biggin on the bump, off to my portacabin perched on a mountain of concrete dust on Monday morning.
Am looking forward to my babboon ride later today though. more…
In response to: "The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006" 1250 days old
by [Visitor]
mullets and rolled up kecks
sounds like the locals where i live
looked a good day
more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1258 days old
by eggbod [Member]
Wasn't it Olive from On/off the buses?
Blakey would be a more original choice! It's the titillation of that Hitler moustache. (No I can't get my head round that either) more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1260 days old
by [Visitor]
class,, sheer class.. made me laugh that did.
nice one
G more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1261 days old
by prydwen [Member]
In order of their entries
1. Bonnie Full Frontal Labotomy
2. Pete - Chinese takeaway
3. George Royal Cuckholder
4. Shabazz Mrs Doubtfire
5. Leia Bride of Frankenstein
6. Imogen Welsh Rarebit
7. Mikey Check your tyres
8. Dawn Mrs Mel more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1261 days old
by eggbod [Member]
Lawks with all that shite, I'm searching the cupboard for my mate marmite. Darn it! Forgotten generic term, better call 999 and request emergency ejector pack more…
In response to: "Tagged again, describe my good self with ten G words" 1261 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
I was gonna use "Gonadatropic" which is a psychiatric condition where the sufferer can only speak of matters testicular ie: talking bollocks more…
In response to: "Tagged again, describe my good self with ten G words" 1261 days old
by [Visitor]
my favs
gangly
thats a class word more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1262 days old
by [Visitor]
ps
consider yourself tagged
that'll give you something to do till songs of praise is on
oooooooo and your letter is
_________
G
_________
more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1269 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
I will have to lend you my copy of The Great Muppet Gangbang. Like my granny used to say, "When you wanna hump a puppet, stick it in a Muppet" more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1269 days old
by [Visitor]
ha ha
loveing that list
you know i think id give the cadburys cream bunny one meself
she was rather sexy with that slur ___________
muppet minge-----
gonzo and and big bird ______getting jiggy with it
and i bet that trashcan muppet is a monster in bed
more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1269 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
I didnt have room for two cartoon bints, so picked the one that would also provide snacks more…
In response to: "Tagged by Fatalattacktractor" 1269 days old
by cj592 Pro
The cadbury's caramel bunny just oozes Sex.
And what about Jessica Rabbit from Who framed roger rabbit.! :) more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1270 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Spackflaps, a term prescribed to very thick, moderatly good looking girls, who having no other redeeming qualities rely on thick men with big wallets to fulfil their needs. Spackflaps. more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1270 days old
by [Visitor]
Yes Charlie Craplin/Trampy Clown Slacks reminds me of Gareth Gates who I believe now works as a 999 emergency call line operator in Dulwich.
more…
In response to: "New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again)" 1270 days old
by dennypoos [Member]
Spackflaps sounds interesting. As a non-biased bystander you must tell more. more…